You're jokes
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Like this if you're an American.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!