You're jokes

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

Like this if you're an American.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

You're mum.