You're jokes
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Suck your mom. ☺️
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Your hairline looks like a car!