Deep Throat jokes

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

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Closer kin, deeper in!

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

Sleep, but make it forever.

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.