You're jokes
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
You're mum.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Like this if you're an American.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.