You're jokes
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!