You're jokes
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.