You're jokes
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
GF be like...
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.