You're jokes

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because it saw your face!

What time is it when dogs get hurt?

Time to take your dog to the vet!

What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

What do you call your mom? Gay.

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.