You're jokes

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

Suck your mom. ☺️

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Your mom is hot.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.