Dark Humor New Best Friend

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

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Okay, so basically this dude, right, sees someone sad about their dead friend and decides to crack a joke about alcohol and midgets. Get it? No? Thought so. Then, when the guy gets mad, this genius tries to become the new best friend! You know, because that's totally how grief works. Also, you are probably very lonely.

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Yeah but how was the bar? Lol