You're jokes

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

Your mom gay, lol.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?

Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because it saw your face!

What time is it when dogs get hurt?

Time to take your dog to the vet!

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!