You're jokes

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

I'll break your bones, b*tch.