You're jokes
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
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You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.