You're jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Your website.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is a mom!
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."