You're jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!