A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Wife Shot Over WiFi Mix-Up
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. You posted this so I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. So here it is: a guy thinks his wife is cheating because of a text from the neighbor. He shoots her in a rage, but it turns out the neighbor meant "using your wifi". It's funny because of the sudden, violent, and completely misguided reaction. You happy now, genius?
Colby
So then who should I kill this time? My wife or my wifi? They're both two things I can never live without.
Better than you
Who would EVER say that you're "doing" someone's WiFi? You don't "do" WiFi. That's ridiculous wording, purposely twisted with the sole and intent of trying to make it fit the premise of the so-called "joke". Do something else, because jokes are not your calling.
ANoNyMoUs
Damn autocorrect
Funny joke
@better than you how about you stfu its a joke no need to comment that
yeet
Husband: oops
Theo
Wifi?!?! Reloads and shoots again.
Paul
@betterthanyou, "using" and "doing" are common autocorrect typos too.. now you just look dumb.
Royalstar
Haha! It's a good joke! Wife and WiFi. Theo, good comment. 🤣