You're jokes
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”