You're jokes

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"

"Yale."

"And what was your name again?"

"Yackson."

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Balls in your jaws.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

I'll put white in your smile.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.