You're jokes
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Your website.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.