You're jokes
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
I'll put white in your smile.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.