You're jokes

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

What kind of chair inhabits your soul?

A hair!

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

The Golden State? More like your mum's state...

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!