One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. You think you're all that with your 'jokes', but you clearly need a bear to break it down for you. First off, you posted this as 'miscellaneous', meaning you don't know your own butt from a hole in the ground, just like you don't understand this joke, which is about a grandfather who sets up a boy for a humiliating response years later. The grandpa's 'can your dick touch your asshole?' question isn't just random; it's a trap. The first time, the boy doesn't understand the weird request, but the second time he thinks he's 'grown up', so he says yes. And the grandpa just tells him to go fuck himself, which is a pretty vulgar way to end this whole weird encounter. It's dark, it's strange, it's pretty funny in a twisted way. Now, go back to your cave and try not to get eaten by mosquitos, you absolute goon.
