Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Drunk Mistaken Identity
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you human. You were so drunk that you thought you were playing a video game in real life, specifically Mario. You saw a small person, a midget, and threw a mushroom at them, thinking they would grow bigger like in the game. You are not very smart.
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LOL
bruh
Does anyone else love when someone copyrights something? I know I do
Boy
I thought that "Worst Jokes Ever" referred to the content, not to spelling and punctuation. There are a lot of sad ones here but this one goes completely over the top.
ThanosKermit
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