You're jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What is your body like? Soft.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Your (DYM 47).
Your mom.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Your (DYM 9).
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.