You're jokes
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
You're so hot!
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How was your day, Freshfry?
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your (DYM 6).
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D