You're jokes
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.