A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
Comments (32)
Gwen
That was a good one.
Xzavier
Thx
Gwen
Welcome :)
Creator
Ye thats Good
Deez nutz
Wow
DaBeastCam
i love this joke, my wife and i are doing it rn ;)
Creator
i seen them link and what the heck
MAGAnon
I hope you are convinced.
Jamal
This is the worst joke I’ve ever heard. Kill yourself. Your adopted
Dark wolf
jamal no hate comments please
Walter
Jamal suck a penis
Gwen
Jamal, get off this website.
akeld
shut UPPPPPPP
Jamal
Walter and Gwen you guys suck each other dick
Nobody
Please stop.
thoot_patrol
i have come to arrest you Jamal
Gwen
Good
Adam Khan
What a lame joke.
uwu
imagine walter and gwen both not having a d*ck
FBI
hello i entred chat.
just a random 8 year old
hey Gwen YOU GET OF THIS LOSER WEBSITE LOSER
just a random 8 year old
shut up Gwen get off this dum website ya loser
Bobist
Y da hate
YourMom
OMG i love this im dying
Lebron
AHHHHH
Anonymous
Lmao
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Jamal is a *****
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Jamal should die
Anonymous
Jamal, go die in a hole and burn in hell, motherfucker.
Shadow
Bro, what the fuck.
King
is this Florida?
Xzavier
Here is another one for you Enjoy