Super Glue Prank

  • A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

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  • Explanation

  • Little Johnny replaces Vaseline with super glue, which is a really naughty prank and leads to a funny outcome where his parents are probably stuck in the shower. The joke relies on the unexpected twist and the idea of a kid being mischievous.

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