The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
I like zebras
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
