Stripes jokes
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
I like zebras.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.