Depressed Grass

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  • How do you get your grass to cut itself?

    Make it depressed.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the idea that if grass is depressed, it'll just lie down, which is similar to how it looks when it's cut. It's a dark twist on self-harm behavior being applied to grass.

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