You're jokes
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it