You're jokes
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Yours!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your (DYM 29).
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.