Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Little Johnny's Moon Wife
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The humor is in the unexpected twist of Little Johnny's answer. The teacher interprets 'like the moon' as something beautiful and peaceful, while Johnny's actual reason is that she's only around at night and gone by morning, implying an unreliable or fleeting presence, which is funny because it is not what is normally expected or desired in a wife.
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Little Johnny
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JackSepticEye
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Moe Lester
Yup
Alena
Michel jackson: dang that kids got some huge balls saying that