Morbid jokes

Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Comments (33)

A

i wouldnt want to punch batman

U

Dude thats wrong

U

Dude that's great

T

That's really wrong

N

They'll tell an adult though

Q

No they’ll tell the police! :D

S

Sonic says punch an orphan too!

N

Alternatively you could break a mute person's hands

A

wooooooooooosh

S

Wow they can tell a adult but who cares enough to do something

N

My pastime lol

they deserve it

D

That’s messed up

(

Yeesh can people take a joke it is called morbid jokes for a reason. also that is hilarious told a grown up though did not end well if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A

i told my da- wait..

D

lol but its wrong

D

LOLOL wow

A

I got to say I like what I see

I

wow just wow

N

dude thats so wrong whats wrong with you

L

if i was an orphan i'd fight back nobody's gonna punch me and get away with it thats not how i role homie!

K

Omfg some of you people are stupid as f.... Literally you're on a site about morbid jokes, you've read up to the fifth page don't go throwing your moral beliefs in our faces to make you feel better about the fact that you're reading this. You're reading this shit too, so stop trying to act all noble it's literally pathetic.

B

im an orphan and if someone punched me id beat the shit out of them

W

Oh PUNCH. I thought that you wrote PUMP. -Boy am I embarrassed, and he won't sit for a week.

L

XD oh goddesses no

F

Baby girl you couldn't punch somebody if it was Hellen Keller.

H

i hope that everyone who found these jokes funny is severely punished by God. Amen.

E

What if they just have dark humor? You know it's bad to wish someone bad {To human}

X

its funny but also f...ed up

J

Me: Sees orphan crying Also me: SHUT UP -punches- this is a joke obviously

People are so rude these days

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Agreed.

G

BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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