If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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U suck
Dude thats wrong
U great
Dude that's great
That's really wrong
That's really wrong
Nope
They'll tell an adult though
Qwerty
No they’ll tell the police! :D
Somebody
Sonic says punch an orphan too!
Not Funny
Alternatively you could break a mute person's hands
anon
wooooooooooosh
Samuel
Wow they can tell a adult but who cares enough to do something
NNN
My pastime lol
Anonymous
they deserve it
Dark Joke Monitor
That’s messed up
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Yeesh can people take a joke it is called morbid jokes for a reason. also that is hilarious told a grown up though did not end well if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
An orphan
i told my da- wait..
dude
lol but its wrong
DARKSHADOW
LOLOL wow
Asianmandan
I got to say I like what I see
izzie
wow just wow
none
dude thats so wrong whats wrong with you
Lola
if i was an orphan i'd fight back nobody's gonna punch me and get away with it thats not how i role homie!
Katherine
Omfg some of you people are stupid as fuck. Literally you're on a site about morbid jokes, you've read up to the fifth page don't go throwing your moral beliefs in our faces to make you feel better about the fact that you're reading this. You're reading this shit too, so stop trying to act all noble it's literally pathetic.
baby girl
im an orphan and if someone punched me id beat the shit out of them
whiterabbit
Oh PUNCH. I thought that you wrote PUMP. -Boy am I embarrassed, and he won't sit for a week.
lonkapotymous
XD oh goddesses no
Fat Fuck
Baby girl you couldn't punch somebody if it was Hellen Keller.
human
i hope that everyone who found these jokes funny is severely punished by God. Amen.
Eh
What if they just have dark humor? You know it's bad to wish someone bad {To human}
xman
its funny but also fucked up
J0K35
Me: Sees orphan crying
Also me: SHUT UP -punches-
this is a joke obviously
Anonymous
People are so rude these days
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Agreed.
grandpa
BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Silentbread77
........................ this is so bad
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-Technoblade 2021
Gwen
Best person here is Human!
izzy
I think if that happened to me then I would say yeah imma tell my parents that there’s company coming over
selfish king
yeah just cuz there orphans doesnt mean u have to make fun of them or make their life harder. plus just cuz they are orphans doesnt mean they arnt weak my G.
Cassidee
Put more orphan jokes!!!
GGPlayzzx
you shouldnt...what if it is you???!!!
anonymous
good advise
Alex
That's to far
Deez nutz
its funny but wrong
kat c
@deez nutz so true
U are a boy
that is just sad!
Milan
this has the most dislikes but alos a lot up likes lmao
🖤
Dang!
Anonymous
If you can’t get a dark joke then why are you even here?
K
If that was you you would not be happy that’s just wrong
Anonymous
so funny lol and im 8 years old
Chair
people are offended by this joke.
p e r f e c t
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sub to dakota feather on yt
that is very wrong but I did laugh once or twice
Aarya
haha
Kamikaze
off to hell we go
Anonymous
This is so rude. No one should joke about this!
Anonymous
thats amazing and if u disagree go get a sense of humor
yo
It's also a rude joke being an orphan is truely hard but I aint an orphan and would not disrespect them with this crap
Alie
Thats not funny In the slightest, just offensive!!! Whoever wrote that joke needs to grow up and act their age, and clearly they don’t know the line between dark humour and just pure rudeness. normally I have a brilliant sense of humour but to someone like myself who has a visual impairment and who has been through the care system it’s not funny in the slightest it’s a very hard life. Just some advice Think before you post in future.
GAGE SCHEIT
who ever did the HE HE HE HAW i will punch the hell out of him for once
Jumpy
Whoever did the Hee haw I will pucnh the hee haw out of his mind
Anonymous
BRO HOW STUPID ARE YOU DUMBASSES IT'S CALLED MORBID JOKES FOR A FUCKING REASON IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT THEN GET THE FUCK OFF THE WEBSITE YOU BRAIN DEAD SHIT-TARDS
Monster
Or... Just kick a mute person in the junk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bob
MUZAN SAID TO PUNCH TANJIRO HES AN ORPHAN TOO 💖 ur local orphan
PhoenixSC
the orphan tells the teacher
69 for 21
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Anonymous
I was a orphan
I’M A RAPIST
Love it. Morbid.
olly
WOWWW................................nice
Anonymous
Said by Technoblade RIP
Anonymous
that is amazing
otomom
at least we got some bitches
Anthony Bunn
nah they will tell your parents.oh......wait.
Mr beast
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Anthony
i wouldnt want to punch batman