You're jokes
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Your mama's so crazy, she thought Mike Tyson had some boots and cats up his sleeve.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"