Matt G
in Suicide

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

Comments (17)

someone might have already called the police if you did murder someone by pushing them off the edge.

WTF WHY DID U DO THAT WHERE WAS THIS CUZ IF NOBODY TELLS ME I AM SRSLY GONNA CALL 911 AND SHOW THEM THIS TEXT

its a joke

Wtf

Lol this killed me

It cant kill ya if ur aleeady dead inside

True that B

The explanation at the end took away from the joke

LMAO I CANT-

chill iBraelyn Oak is a joke chill don't get ur panties in s twist

lmao

This. Has. Me. Deadddd. 💀

This. Has. Me. Deadddd. 💀

omg such a fuck whit I love it!!

thats what REAL MEN DO

😂😂😂

All the people that laughed please let's do double suicide