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Virginity Afterlife

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

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This is a morbid joke that plays on the idea of a 'v-card,' which is a humorous and metaphorical way of referring to someone's virginity. The joke questions what happens to this 'v-card' after death, suggesting a darkly funny scenario involving a mortician.

Comments (13)

We take it from you and leave you something for your family (if you have a viewing) or else we leave something with you to cremate or bury directly ;)

You people are f u c k i n g weird.

nobody dies a virgin because life f'ed you over

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

no you lose your virginity anyways because your uncle saw a chance and took it

pedo ;), that is the darkest thing I think that you could write beside what Embalmer wrote. Thanks.

i read this and said: "well that's morbid" and then i realized what site i was on....

You might die a virgin but you sure as hell won’t be buried as one!