Homeschool Crush

The humor comes from the implication that a homeschooled person's crush is likely a family member since they don't have a regular class setting. It's dark humor.

• Crush
• Class
• Incest
• School
• Love
• Home

• I fell in love with my teacher. Which is weird because I am home schooled.
• Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
• I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
• You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush. All I have to do is go to the Africa section.