You jokes
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."