You jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...