You jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.