You jokes

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Love you.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil (kneel)

When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"

And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"

Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."

The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."

Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"

Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."

Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...

THE END

Why is basketball called basketball?

Because you play with a basket.

If at first you don't succeed,

Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

"Knife to meet you all!"

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.