Not Tea

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Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smartie pants! The joke is playing on the word "tea." You think they talkin' about that leaf juice some folks like to sip. But nope! It's CPR, which is somethin' you do when someone's ticker stops tickin'. And FYI, dumbo, CPR stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation. Try saying that three times fast!

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