You jokes
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Memes
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?