You jokes
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Memes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.