You jokes

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

What do you call one orphan taking a photo?

A family photo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

You are emo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Do you know Bumo?

Bumo deez nuts.

When you fail art school.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.