You jokes

Therapist

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Doctor

Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.

Cat

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Issue

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Memes

Truck

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Dad

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

Woman

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Butter

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Blonde

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Ass

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.

Roblox

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

AI

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.