You jokes

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!