Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
You Jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
