You jokes
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Are you serious right now, bro?
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Memes
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?