You jokes

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call a cow without legs?

Ground beef!

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."