You jokes

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?

Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"