You jokes

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.