You jokes
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Memes
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.