You jokes

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.

What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)

Look under...

Under where?

You just said underwear!

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

I always press the stop button to see you.

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.