You jokes
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Hi, how are you doing today?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.