You jokes
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!