You jokes
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" š
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Hi š I love š you walk in and out oon.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Memes
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Hi š I love š you walk in and out the door šŖ night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
I love you and I love you too. I love ā¤ļø.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! š
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.