You jokes
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Are you serious right now, bro?
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!