You jokes

Airplane

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Memes

Night

Hi šŸ‘‹ I love šŸ’— you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

Car

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

Fear

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Mushroom

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.