What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
You Jokes
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
