You jokes
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
lol so true
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
What would you do if you were killed?
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!