Invisibility cloak jokes

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.