You jokes
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
BAHAHA
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?