You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
If you read this, you are gay.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”