If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
You Jokes
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
Can you fuck me, please?
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Eggs
You crack me up!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
