You jokes
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!