Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
You Jokes
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
