You jokes
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)