You jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.