You jokes
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!