One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude left his kid in the freezer long enough for them to turn pink and cold, like a "pink yeti." Get it now? Bet your IQ is lower than my hibernation temperature.