Water Pick-Up Line

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, genius! The joke is that human bodies are mostly water, like around 50-75%, okay? So, this dumbo is saying if you dig water, you're already head over heels for most of them! Get it? Now, go back to drooling.

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  • Comments (1)

  • i only like milk im allergic to water

    its been a year daddy i really miss you mummy said you went to get milk anyways im failing all my classes and mummy frequently hits me she changed my name to tickletimpson anyways i forgive you for abusing me

    Despondent Zebra Shark

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