You jokes
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.