What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
You Jokes
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
