Generous Donation

  • Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

    You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, nimrod. The joke is that the dude thought he was being generous by "donating" his stuff, but really he was just getting robbed at gunpoint. I bet you think ketchup is a vegetable, don't you?

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