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Generous Donation

HarshMyrath
4 years ago ·
  • Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

    You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

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    • Pistol
    • Watch
    • Guy
    • Happiness
    • Dollar
    • Pocket

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, nimrod. The joke is that the dude thought he was being generous by "donating" his stuff, but really he was just getting robbed at gunpoint. I bet you think ketchup is a vegetable, don't you?

    Comments (2)

  • The Stig's German Cousin

    4 years ago

    copy

    B

    BIG SASSY GIRL

    4 years ago

    yeah

    SStraight Pony

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