You jokes
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.