You jokes
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.