You jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.