Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
You Jokes
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad đ„.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Whatâs 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both canât hear their parents.
Why canât an orphan go to Family Dollar? They donât have a family.
Donât mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Miaâs mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you donât need to yodel about it!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
