I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
You Jokes
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, itโs all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and itโs not the funniest thing ever)
Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
