You jokes
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.