You jokes
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
God is you... If you have a dog
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.