You jokes

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What do you call a group of teenage emos?

Suicide squad.

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.