You jokes
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What do you call a?
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.