We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
You Jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
How do you see past that forehead?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
