You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Like if you know someone emo.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
When you put the highest setting in the vibrator
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
If you read this, you are gay.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.