You jokes
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Memes
Me and her Lol
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Never eat more than you can lift.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)