You jokes

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?

Doctor Bones.

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.