"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
You Jokes
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
experiment
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
