Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The "Titanic" was a big boat that sank. The joke is that the shortest joke about it is the sound it made when it sank: "Splash!" Get it? You probably don't, you walnut.
The Dark Kid
And it was never seen again...