GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude's girlfriend asks him what he used to do for kissing when he was a kid. And he says, real casual-like, "My sister." That's when "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" comes in because it's a song that people play when they want to make fun of folks for doing stuff with their own family. It's messed up, but hey, you wouldn't get it because you're probably related to your toaster, judging by your jokes.