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Jealous Heart

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koko
5 years ago
  • I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke is a cheesy pickup line that plays on the idea of wanting to be close to someone by using a physical organ as an analogy for proximity.

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    • Heart
    • Love
    • Pickup Lines
    • Body
    • Desire
    • Anatomy

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