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School Shooting Pickup Line

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Death 667
4 years ago
  • Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

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  • Explanation

  • This "pickup line" is super dark and offensive. It plays on the double meaning of 'shoot,' using the idea of a school shooting to create shock value instead of romance or attraction.

    Categories

    • School
    • Kid
    • Pickup Lines
    • School shooting
    • Violence
    • Short jokes

    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    Wtf

    EEngaged Mole

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